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comberbatch:

benedict—cumberbatch:

custaaard:

wow it’s father’s day i can almost hear the sound of benedict’s muffled crying in the distance

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He was angry at the king for something, I can’t remember. When the king was visiting the Nightfort, the cook killed the king’s son, cooked him into a big pie with onions, carrots, mushrooms and bacon. That night, he served the pie to the king. He liked the taste of his son so much, he asked for a second slice.

The gods turned the cook into a giant white rat who could only eat his own young. He’s been roaming the Nightfort even since, devouring his own babies. No matter what he does, he’s always hungry.

It wasn’t for murder that the gods cursed the rat cook, or for serving the king’s son in a pie.



meowdi: I doubt you’ve ever seen a better billboard

meowdi:

I doubt you’ve ever seen a better billboard

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  • me during the whole episode: *yells 'what the fuck'*
  • me at the end of the episode: *whispers 'what the fuck'*

akscully: Oh my heart. (fun fact: when I was making this, I wrote “I thrust you” at first.)

akscully:

Oh my heart.

(fun fact: when I was making this, I wrote “I thrust you” at first.)

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